he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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