Where is the hickey?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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