you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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