So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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