that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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