I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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