Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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