Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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