I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ketchup is God's man juice
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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