normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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