Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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