why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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