For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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