were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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