So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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