Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
do herpes really smell.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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