The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
worst night to have a conscience
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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