I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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