only if we run a train.
done.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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