this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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