go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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