please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just high enough for therapy.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
