I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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