I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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