scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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