real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
