This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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