And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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