not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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