He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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