You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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