is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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