yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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