it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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