Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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