break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
