I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
