It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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