Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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