Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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