Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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