: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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