This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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