I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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