Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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