Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize