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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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