I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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