Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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