Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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