i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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