We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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