Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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