I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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